Working off the web you get the idiots, the morons, and the dingbats.
Here are the type of questions that I would receive and my thoughts (i dont actually deal with them but i do express myself to my boss who just enjoys my criticism)
1)"Hello, I dont have my order number on me but i would like the tracking number for UPS please?"
Answer: we dont use UPS, where do you see the word UPS, where do you see the brown man walking with the brown truck? DING BAT.
2)"Hi i placed the order a few days ago. I see that you didnt take the money out of my account can i have a tracking number?"
Answer: you want us to give you product without taking money? Are you ok there buddy?
3)This one is amazingly good...it was written in the bottom of a fresh order. The order was about over 900$USD. "Hi, I dont have a credit card, can you bill me later? tks"...
Answer: "WOW...i want whatever she is having right now on my bad days...that is one awesome bong she is smoking....WOW"
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