Denouncing Sports.

I am denouncing the following sports as not being a real sport no matter what you tell me.

1) Golf. You arent playing against someone. You are playing against yourself. Fine there are tournaments and Tiger Woods put this game on the map. HOWEVER...hitting a second tiny ball over and over into a hole, im sorry...but its neither exciting or interesting. The only i can recommend is that it makes a very nice Coors Light Commercial to stare at.

2) Nascar and F1 racing. You do a LEFT TURN...a RIGHT TURN..Zoom zoom...im sorry, being a guy and all i love cars...but i love CARS THAT I CAN BUY. You do a turn its not exciting...lets put a few bodies you know...or a second chance to convicts. Yes lets turn this into a demolishing derby and if the convicts survive being chase down by a car...i say they stand a chance at parrol. NOW THATS A SPORT! but currently, no i dont believe nascar, f1 racing is a sport, but its a nice attraction for tourism.

3)70% of the olympic games in Summer arent sports.
a) Swimming: houray for Michael Phelps. But im sorry...swimming in a pool not that cool. How about if i add a few sharks in there...and see if you can really push yourself. For training of course you would go against a pirahna.
b) Running. Bolt: gratz on the gold BUT they make you curve someimes...no it should be like drag racing..one straight continuous line on a real street or in the sand. Thats real running.
c) The sport where u run and shoot...Im sorry but it only counts as a game if your hunting an animal. The worse is that if this was the case, PETA will up your ass about this.
d) synch swimming. oh come on....bunch of woman who shaved their legs and are under water doing the jig with their legs. Is this some sort of pervert's cool leg fantasy? No no...this is not a sport either.