Denoucing Sports Part 2

So, I decided to look up known "professional" sports leagues that I believe should be denounced as its not a sport.

Bowling. You toss a heavy ball and knock down pins. I like the concept that its a game. But a sports?

Cricket. They told themselves if baseball is a national sport...we will spruce it up and call it cricket. WTF where do brown people manage to pick up a 2x4 and swing a ball in Mumbai eh?

Curling. I cannot believe this thing is a sport and a CANADIAN SPORT! Why is this thing a sport? You take a broom and sweep a large oversize puck? Useless purchases "BROOMS"

Handball. Someone want to tell me how tossing ball is a sport? HERE IS A PASS ...I get paid..WTF

Speedway. Anything that has a motor seems to have a sports. Nascar, F1, now Harley davidson has one!!! Come on...Unless im physically in a vehicle, i refuse to acknowledge this to be a sport.

Finally something about you SOCCER people out there.

I want you to repeat after me. ITS CALLED SOCCER. or call it FIFA but I REFUSE TO CALL IT FOOTBALL.
Stop confusing it. Soccer (u kick with your feet) Football (NFL, CFL). There