Thursday, March 26, 2009

B.O - the mystery

So my friend Benny made a comment: "control the B.O".

2 things: 1 you live in t.dot. LAND of b.o because of a certain species. You cant complain until you move geographics.

2nd thing is: why do people refuse to acknowledge they have a B.O problem? Splashing some scent onto B.O just makes it worse. We dont have a problem with the smell of your B.O. We have a problem that you have it..and you tried to blend it with something that suppose to smell good. You know what that is called? Cross breeding and we dont like that stuff.

Now for those who responds "They should go take a bath" NOOOOOoooo...A bath is not cool. A shower yes. Not a bath. A Bath...is you polluting the water with your scent. So not only you did not resolve the issue but you just diluting it. What is a bath? Water in a confined area with Soap being optional. Where are you? dipped into your zest-pool. A shower on the other hand....is water..hitting you...cleaning off and into the drain IMMEDIATELY!!!!

So people: Take a shower in the morning/afternoon/night - when you can. and ASAP!

1 comment:

  1. I have a friend, you know who, who reeks! Some people just don't realize that other people can smell them so this is the analogy I used on her...

    It's like perfume, when other people can smell it its really pleasant but if you can smell your own perfume that means its too strong. So if you can smell your own B.O. that means you fucking reek. Take a shower, invest in some heavy duty deordant/antipersperant. Yes its not just about staying dry but also making sure you don't smell!!

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