Etiquette @ a Club

In Order....have respect for the business.

1)Arrive early enough to make guestlist if you bother to put yourself to be on guestlist. Whats wrong with people arriving on time for guestlist? You put and even asked yourself to be put on...dont complain if you reach 5mins before the list ends and there is a 15mins wait. The line did not magically appeared to make you miss the deadline. Worse thing is that you might have known about the wait and you decided to show up late anyways.

2)Dont try to piss the bouncers and jump the line. Because

a) A Bouncer is the last person you want to piss off.
b) It wont do you any good unless your willing to bribe

3)Do not try to be funky and fresh and go all over the place in a line up. Stay in the designated line segment...you will get yelled at eventually.

4)Keep your ticket for coatcheck in a place where you cant loose it. Its for your own benefit and not the staff. Yes it may make it easier but honestly who is the loosing end if you lost your ticket and you cant get your coat until the end of the night?

5)If you got some change after doing coatcheck just give it to them as tip. Come on now...where will that extra 50cents actually go? Is that the real deal breaker between a Molson Beer and a Corona? Get real. Think of it another way: staff will always remember a good tipper.

6)YOU ARE IN A CLUB TO DANCE/HAVE FUN/DRINK. Do not be a statue and cling to the walls. You dont want to start off your night by drinking already? Drink light and avoid beer unless that is your favor of the night.

7)Tip your bartender/barmaids regardless of what you buy. Remember the tip is for the service rendered. You will be appreciated for being the person who tip at an open bar when your not obligated to pay for your drink. Respect those who are rendering the service and you will get serviced. Next time you wonder why a bartender is ignoring you...try to remember if you've been an a$$.

8)Dress well. I dont care if that hoochie managed to bypass the blind bouncer. Its not a highschool dance-off. Dress clean, dress well, regardless of the club.

9)Shades are not ok. ITS FREAKING DARK ALREADY, you want to add? You want to say "hey if i was Stevie Wonders, how this would be...oohhhhhhhh". Kanye West Glasses are not fly either, its the same result. Just because it may look interesting, doesnt mean you got to do it!

10)Some clubs do get crowded, however it doesnt mean that you have to start to be pushy and make your own space. What is the deal with "making your own space"? Do you own the place? Are you that wide that you need the entire area so that 3 people can be next to you. Maybe you are really into "Move B*tch get outta way" and think its fun to push total strangers because you are grooving to the vibe. No, watch who you be pushing.