Family Guy in my books Rank #2...only to be beaten by th pop culture known as The Simpsons (can you believe they went HD and have to redo their intro...wow.)
IGN.COM just posted their top Stewie quotes, ALL INSTANT CLASSIC.
http://stars.ign.com/articles/966/966753p1.html
Here are some excepts:
Line: "Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready! Until then, you shall continue to sanitize my crevasse and be damn grateful for the opportunity! Starting right... [strains, then gives up] Well, not now... but soon!"
Line: "There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just... I want her... not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God! Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?'"
Line: "No, if I was being mean, when you opened the door, I would've said, 'Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home?' You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash."
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