Thursday, March 26, 2009

Alternative Names for Universities.

They say that Universities are a place for "Higher Learning. Higher Level of Education."

What a bunch of Bull Crap. Wrong wrong wrong. Your not learning French Lvl 21. English Lvl 18. Or Math 9.

They should actually rename Universities to: "Where Teacher Dont Care", "Fend for yourself now!".

Accurate though it should be called "Welcome to Reality Now."

You bust balls, you pay a lot of money...and what do you show for? Nada. What do i mean Nada? I mean you dont get money back. You just got stress..despair and then MAYBE if your lucky and dont have to take summer school 4 months of work opportunity or Vacay...a very long 4 month vacay. (i mean i dont know anyone who can take 4 months off! besides professional athelthes.)

Another good name for universities are "Make Alliance Now" Or "Time Management LIVE!"

Make Alliance Now: that is what University is there for. You must know who are the weakest link and who are the strong ones. Make sharp friends with the smarts. Keep the dumb one on the sides. Dont kill them off from your list of potentials because i betcha they are surveying the same venues as you. Trust me...University is all about Networking..even from parties. If you find out that there are people out there who just go out and have fun and manage to wing it and get a B avg....GOLD! Tell them they are your new master and you are willing to learn from the best!

"Time Management LIVE". You snooze, you loose. Trust me. You miss a class..and you basically screwed for a bit...you miss two..your really craped out. But hey...if you dont learn this now, when would you? Thats why this is time management LIVE. Its not Time Management Theory. Its live...time is ticking. You got 3-4 yrs to complete your degree before your fed to the real world...LETS GO!

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