I dont care who you think you are, how fly you are. WHAT THE F*CK are you doing with shades in the club? ITS DARK ALREADY. Out of the blue you like Steview Wonders and decided "well he is a blind man that is smooth with the ladies, maybe i need to be blind too" JACKASSS!!!
No no no..there is absolutely no reason at all unless those glasses are night vision goggles in disguise to wear them in a club!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Facebook 101 - wow they made an article out of it!
Ok so everyone that i know has or used to have a facebook account. When i say "i know" i ment in my age range (give or take a few years above mine or under mine).
Out of the blue someone decided to give a FB101 lecture...for those who want to have a laugh...go ahead and click ahead:
http://www.switched.com/2008/11/13/facebook-101-25-tips-and-tricks?icid=aimDBDL2_link1-a
Out of the blue someone decided to give a FB101 lecture...for those who want to have a laugh...go ahead and click ahead:
http://www.switched.com/2008/11/13/facebook-101-25-tips-and-tricks?icid=aimDBDL2_link1-a
Drivers Wanted.
Who teach who how to drive?
I swear, everyone goes through the same test but yet everyone drives differently.
My complain comes to of course maniacs and slow drivers.
The one that has serious road range, who cant stay in their own lane and has to cut everyone off: You should get fined double. Hey, if i do it, i should get fined that high too. Whats this hurry to the point you might cause an accident? It doesnt make sense. Dont go 90 on a 50, if your in a turning late you should have been in the right one from the begining. Dont hold up the lane because your were lame.
Slow drivers: listen, you cannot seriously drive slower than the asking limit. IF ITS 100KM/HR on the freaking HWY, YOU MUST GO THAT SPEED. Dont create your own speed lane of 50 and under!!!! If i see a pair of knuckles because your an old citizen that is slouching on the seat...YOU DESERVED TO GET HONKED AT!
For the general saftey: i believe that the limit should be raised. Listen...all these people that get killed due to speeding i have one serious recommendation "STOP JAIL WALKING, AND BIKERS SHOULD FREAKING BE BANNED". As a driver my car has bigger impact REGARDLESS OF THE SPEED. I dont believe driving at 40km/h compared to 50km/hr will save anyone's life when my car weights a few tones. I believe that everyone should drive 60 in 50zones, and the HWY should be 110 and over.
Here is my logical sense: IF everyone drives a bit faster then we will get to our destination faster. No one actually wants to stay driving. So the quicker we get there, the less car there is, hence less accident.
There. Once again my flawless logic on society should prevail. Now if only i can get it in motion.
I swear, everyone goes through the same test but yet everyone drives differently.
My complain comes to of course maniacs and slow drivers.
The one that has serious road range, who cant stay in their own lane and has to cut everyone off: You should get fined double. Hey, if i do it, i should get fined that high too. Whats this hurry to the point you might cause an accident? It doesnt make sense. Dont go 90 on a 50, if your in a turning late you should have been in the right one from the begining. Dont hold up the lane because your were lame.
Slow drivers: listen, you cannot seriously drive slower than the asking limit. IF ITS 100KM/HR on the freaking HWY, YOU MUST GO THAT SPEED. Dont create your own speed lane of 50 and under!!!! If i see a pair of knuckles because your an old citizen that is slouching on the seat...YOU DESERVED TO GET HONKED AT!
For the general saftey: i believe that the limit should be raised. Listen...all these people that get killed due to speeding i have one serious recommendation "STOP JAIL WALKING, AND BIKERS SHOULD FREAKING BE BANNED". As a driver my car has bigger impact REGARDLESS OF THE SPEED. I dont believe driving at 40km/h compared to 50km/hr will save anyone's life when my car weights a few tones. I believe that everyone should drive 60 in 50zones, and the HWY should be 110 and over.
Here is my logical sense: IF everyone drives a bit faster then we will get to our destination faster. No one actually wants to stay driving. So the quicker we get there, the less car there is, hence less accident.
There. Once again my flawless logic on society should prevail. Now if only i can get it in motion.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Video Games - medical thing
http://news.cnet.com/8301-10797_3-10206764-235.html
Recap of the article: video games might improve your eyesight...houray!...(as long as your not stupid enough to stare at it from close.
Recap of the article: video games might improve your eyesight...houray!...(as long as your not stupid enough to stare at it from close.
Wonder Woman - its called a woman's purse not a fictional character
You ever wonder what goes on in there.
How can someone have multiple purses but in every purse its a duplicate content of the other one. A man has 1 wallet. Fat and bulky unless its on recession. But the woman's purse..its a vortex. It has everything that they need in that hand bag. Pen, makeup, something that starts with a T that i dont like saying cuze its not something that i should touch, money (we hope), and countless more stuff....
I give top hat to those who dont believe in a purse.
How can someone have multiple purses but in every purse its a duplicate content of the other one. A man has 1 wallet. Fat and bulky unless its on recession. But the woman's purse..its a vortex. It has everything that they need in that hand bag. Pen, makeup, something that starts with a T that i dont like saying cuze its not something that i should touch, money (we hope), and countless more stuff....
I give top hat to those who dont believe in a purse.
HWY mayhem - 401
Traffic. Its something that all big city (NYC, LA, MTL, BC) experience but i never seen something so retarded was the 401 and the DVP (don valley parkway)
They have 4 Main lanes and 3 service road going in BOTH direction. Then the DVP has 3 lanes going south and north bound. ALL CLOG DURING TRAFFIC.
Bloody hell, what the heck is this.
The worse thing about this bordello you are forced to schedule yourself around traffic for this reason as there are no other real way to traverse the entire city from one end to the other without landing yourself into this mess.
Who was the bright founder of that city must have been smoking a huge bong. "Lets screw them up....we will place all real housing in such far away land and all the big company in a central concentrate area. Then to access the area we will build ONE single big road. I will be fair and have multiple lanes."
I swear..if this was SimCity...i would have love to see the gameover sign right now.
They have 4 Main lanes and 3 service road going in BOTH direction. Then the DVP has 3 lanes going south and north bound. ALL CLOG DURING TRAFFIC.
Bloody hell, what the heck is this.
The worse thing about this bordello you are forced to schedule yourself around traffic for this reason as there are no other real way to traverse the entire city from one end to the other without landing yourself into this mess.
Who was the bright founder of that city must have been smoking a huge bong. "Lets screw them up....we will place all real housing in such far away land and all the big company in a central concentrate area. Then to access the area we will build ONE single big road. I will be fair and have multiple lanes."
I swear..if this was SimCity...i would have love to see the gameover sign right now.
Types of Drunken people.
Drunken state...when you just dont know what the heck you are doing. Your wobbling sometimes or you just start randomly do and say things that normally you wouldnt. Its fun to watch but never fun to be one of them "hey remember this?"...."errr..no!!!!"
Now here are the explanations for why these types of druken people happen to exist.
The lightweight: 2 heavy shots and Wow...look at them fly!
I actually honor these people. People might think i am joking but i like these people. They are VERY light on the wallet. In the time where there is an economic crisis and your not getting as much cash flow, these people are in my books awesome. 8$ later and u get a heavy buzz? Come on now. Though the only flaw with these guys is that the Heavy drinkers might yell out Wuss. (i know i would)
The Chillax Drunk: About 4 glass down (or any combination of shots) you are buzzing and thats that.
These people are weird. They are there neither not to do anything but neither to release their control. I suspect these people are legions of designated drivers that try to get their buzz pretty early and then just enjoy the after effect till its time to get home when its gone. I call these people slightly weak. Its VERY responsible for a person to drive and not to get caught and its very important. However these guys are just pretender. They dont want to be in the lightweight but they try their best not to get caught in the middleweight. They tend to go hide in the corner and just be there. You ever seen this lonesome single guy just be at the bar that dont know anyone? All his friends are drinking off at the other section of the bar because he doesnt want to get strapped down and drink off the bottle. Poor guy. (but yet again i'll be the one that would yell out WUSS!)
The Middleweight drinker: the fun people.
If you are here, you are fun to be with. You can probably last the entire 5hrs of drinking...get a heavy buzz and enjoy gradually the decent into the realm of Chaos. You start off as a well mannered person. Still have the tie on maybe. then slowly with each passing hour something of yourself starts to get messed up: maybe your hair, your tie is probably ruined, some spots on your shirt off a vodka/cran and by the end of the night...you pucker up your lips for the last shot.. You know what kind of picture that turns out to be..your lips are extended and your tongue is out there trying to lick that glass. Ah good times.
The TANK: The one that keeps on going.
You know these guys, the one that has taken probably 6 tequila shots, 8 JD, still sipping on his beer and shouting "MORE!!!! U MAGOT!!!!". These guys are probably dangerous. Its heavy on the wallet and you dont know when will that extra drink that will unleashed the mayhem. A tank is not immune to drunkenness. He/she just take a lot of hit before getting. HOWEVER, it will never end well if you get the correct combination to make him KO. Then of course it be fun to mock that person and tell tales on how it was done. (oh god i dont know how many times i've told my cobra stories)
Now here are the explanations for why these types of druken people happen to exist.
The lightweight: 2 heavy shots and Wow...look at them fly!
I actually honor these people. People might think i am joking but i like these people. They are VERY light on the wallet. In the time where there is an economic crisis and your not getting as much cash flow, these people are in my books awesome. 8$ later and u get a heavy buzz? Come on now. Though the only flaw with these guys is that the Heavy drinkers might yell out Wuss. (i know i would)
The Chillax Drunk: About 4 glass down (or any combination of shots) you are buzzing and thats that.
These people are weird. They are there neither not to do anything but neither to release their control. I suspect these people are legions of designated drivers that try to get their buzz pretty early and then just enjoy the after effect till its time to get home when its gone. I call these people slightly weak. Its VERY responsible for a person to drive and not to get caught and its very important. However these guys are just pretender. They dont want to be in the lightweight but they try their best not to get caught in the middleweight. They tend to go hide in the corner and just be there. You ever seen this lonesome single guy just be at the bar that dont know anyone? All his friends are drinking off at the other section of the bar because he doesnt want to get strapped down and drink off the bottle. Poor guy. (but yet again i'll be the one that would yell out WUSS!)
The Middleweight drinker: the fun people.
If you are here, you are fun to be with. You can probably last the entire 5hrs of drinking...get a heavy buzz and enjoy gradually the decent into the realm of Chaos. You start off as a well mannered person. Still have the tie on maybe. then slowly with each passing hour something of yourself starts to get messed up: maybe your hair, your tie is probably ruined, some spots on your shirt off a vodka/cran and by the end of the night...you pucker up your lips for the last shot.. You know what kind of picture that turns out to be..your lips are extended and your tongue is out there trying to lick that glass. Ah good times.
The TANK: The one that keeps on going.
You know these guys, the one that has taken probably 6 tequila shots, 8 JD, still sipping on his beer and shouting "MORE!!!! U MAGOT!!!!". These guys are probably dangerous. Its heavy on the wallet and you dont know when will that extra drink that will unleashed the mayhem. A tank is not immune to drunkenness. He/she just take a lot of hit before getting. HOWEVER, it will never end well if you get the correct combination to make him KO. Then of course it be fun to mock that person and tell tales on how it was done. (oh god i dont know how many times i've told my cobra stories)
Saturday, March 28, 2009
BMW: Bus Metro(Subway) Walk
If possible, i would ditch my car often enough and get a bus/metro pass. Its great, its cheap, and your not having to deal with the bs of traffic sometimes.
Too bad there are 3 flaws about the BMW(Bus Metro Walk) transportation system.
Flaw 1: It goes yet so far.
The Metro system expanded 2-3 new station in Laval district and now instead of taking 1 long bus and then the metro you can just dive in. I believe still there are other areas of the city that deserve the metro and its not laval. West Island is one of them. GOD DAMN PEOPLE OVER THERE LIVE FAR! You get off at Cote Vertu. Take one long ass 1hr bus ride to get to point claire. Now if you go out of your way to get there you are weird or very loyal to your friends but you must have some pity for those who trek all the way there to go to civilization (ie montreal) without a car! They should expand more outward in montreal and not laval.
Flaw 2: It smells.
People have B.O. Not enough people know about De-oderant or other stuff to at least mask your b.o or control it. The public transportation system needs to make a deal with those kind of product. Give away freebies, make a monthly package for valuable customers, give coupons, DO SOMETHING TO GET THE B.O PROBLEM IN CHECK!
Flaw 3: the frequency increase according to them is just not enough.
According to the transport system they say they have just increased the frequency of the bus and metro by 19%. Then why is it during the time where everyone is off and more tourism in the city, they decide to cut the number of carts in the metro system? How is that a genius of a move? Idiots.
No..they should increase it by 25% and i dont mean the core area, i mean the boonies...let the people who live in the farm land welcome to Montreal. I feel so sorry for those in the south shore who have to commute over 1hr to get to "the city". Its like a poor alabama girl living with Betsy the cow...and arriving to VEGAS.
change up those 3 and maybe your transport system might be a over all success...till then: Vroom vroom. (dont let me get started on T.dot's system...ass...7 lane Hwy and you still have traffic? pfff)
Too bad there are 3 flaws about the BMW(Bus Metro Walk) transportation system.
Flaw 1: It goes yet so far.
The Metro system expanded 2-3 new station in Laval district and now instead of taking 1 long bus and then the metro you can just dive in. I believe still there are other areas of the city that deserve the metro and its not laval. West Island is one of them. GOD DAMN PEOPLE OVER THERE LIVE FAR! You get off at Cote Vertu. Take one long ass 1hr bus ride to get to point claire. Now if you go out of your way to get there you are weird or very loyal to your friends but you must have some pity for those who trek all the way there to go to civilization (ie montreal) without a car! They should expand more outward in montreal and not laval.
Flaw 2: It smells.
People have B.O. Not enough people know about De-oderant or other stuff to at least mask your b.o or control it. The public transportation system needs to make a deal with those kind of product. Give away freebies, make a monthly package for valuable customers, give coupons, DO SOMETHING TO GET THE B.O PROBLEM IN CHECK!
Flaw 3: the frequency increase according to them is just not enough.
According to the transport system they say they have just increased the frequency of the bus and metro by 19%. Then why is it during the time where everyone is off and more tourism in the city, they decide to cut the number of carts in the metro system? How is that a genius of a move? Idiots.
No..they should increase it by 25% and i dont mean the core area, i mean the boonies...let the people who live in the farm land welcome to Montreal. I feel so sorry for those in the south shore who have to commute over 1hr to get to "the city". Its like a poor alabama girl living with Betsy the cow...and arriving to VEGAS.
change up those 3 and maybe your transport system might be a over all success...till then: Vroom vroom. (dont let me get started on T.dot's system...ass...7 lane Hwy and you still have traffic? pfff)
Laptop buying and the many emails i receive.
Ok for those who dont know - besides being an alcoholic (not that its a bad thing) I am also a Computer Guru.
Here is an interesting article made by Dan Ackerman a senior editor for Cnet.com and Crave.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10202852-1.html?tag=smallCarouselArea.1
this is about laptop buying and the meanings of one price tag to another and what does it really mean if you go from a 500$ laptop to a 1000+$ laptop.
In Summary: if you have basic needs like word processing and internet: 500-600$ is your price range.
601-800: the screen size and speed increase.
900+$: your paying for too much needless things to look cool and not have a desktop (but it will be heavy on both the system and your wallet)
Here is an interesting article made by Dan Ackerman a senior editor for Cnet.com and Crave.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10202852-1.html?tag=smallCarouselArea.1
this is about laptop buying and the meanings of one price tag to another and what does it really mean if you go from a 500$ laptop to a 1000+$ laptop.
In Summary: if you have basic needs like word processing and internet: 500-600$ is your price range.
601-800: the screen size and speed increase.
900+$: your paying for too much needless things to look cool and not have a desktop (but it will be heavy on both the system and your wallet)
Etiquette @ a Club
In Order....have respect for the business.
1)Arrive early enough to make guestlist if you bother to put yourself to be on guestlist. Whats wrong with people arriving on time for guestlist? You put and even asked yourself to be put on...dont complain if you reach 5mins before the list ends and there is a 15mins wait. The line did not magically appeared to make you miss the deadline. Worse thing is that you might have known about the wait and you decided to show up late anyways.
2)Dont try to piss the bouncers and jump the line. Because
a) A Bouncer is the last person you want to piss off.
b) It wont do you any good unless your willing to bribe
3)Do not try to be funky and fresh and go all over the place in a line up. Stay in the designated line segment...you will get yelled at eventually.
4)Keep your ticket for coatcheck in a place where you cant loose it. Its for your own benefit and not the staff. Yes it may make it easier but honestly who is the loosing end if you lost your ticket and you cant get your coat until the end of the night?
5)If you got some change after doing coatcheck just give it to them as tip. Come on now...where will that extra 50cents actually go? Is that the real deal breaker between a Molson Beer and a Corona? Get real. Think of it another way: staff will always remember a good tipper.
6)YOU ARE IN A CLUB TO DANCE/HAVE FUN/DRINK. Do not be a statue and cling to the walls. You dont want to start off your night by drinking already? Drink light and avoid beer unless that is your favor of the night.
7)Tip your bartender/barmaids regardless of what you buy. Remember the tip is for the service rendered. You will be appreciated for being the person who tip at an open bar when your not obligated to pay for your drink. Respect those who are rendering the service and you will get serviced. Next time you wonder why a bartender is ignoring you...try to remember if you've been an a$$.
8)Dress well. I dont care if that hoochie managed to bypass the blind bouncer. Its not a highschool dance-off. Dress clean, dress well, regardless of the club.
9)Shades are not ok. ITS FREAKING DARK ALREADY, you want to add? You want to say "hey if i was Stevie Wonders, how this would be...oohhhhhhhh". Kanye West Glasses are not fly either, its the same result. Just because it may look interesting, doesnt mean you got to do it!
10)Some clubs do get crowded, however it doesnt mean that you have to start to be pushy and make your own space. What is the deal with "making your own space"? Do you own the place? Are you that wide that you need the entire area so that 3 people can be next to you. Maybe you are really into "Move B*tch get outta way" and think its fun to push total strangers because you are grooving to the vibe. No, watch who you be pushing.
1)Arrive early enough to make guestlist if you bother to put yourself to be on guestlist. Whats wrong with people arriving on time for guestlist? You put and even asked yourself to be put on...dont complain if you reach 5mins before the list ends and there is a 15mins wait. The line did not magically appeared to make you miss the deadline. Worse thing is that you might have known about the wait and you decided to show up late anyways.
2)Dont try to piss the bouncers and jump the line. Because
a) A Bouncer is the last person you want to piss off.
b) It wont do you any good unless your willing to bribe
3)Do not try to be funky and fresh and go all over the place in a line up. Stay in the designated line segment...you will get yelled at eventually.
4)Keep your ticket for coatcheck in a place where you cant loose it. Its for your own benefit and not the staff. Yes it may make it easier but honestly who is the loosing end if you lost your ticket and you cant get your coat until the end of the night?
5)If you got some change after doing coatcheck just give it to them as tip. Come on now...where will that extra 50cents actually go? Is that the real deal breaker between a Molson Beer and a Corona? Get real. Think of it another way: staff will always remember a good tipper.
6)YOU ARE IN A CLUB TO DANCE/HAVE FUN/DRINK. Do not be a statue and cling to the walls. You dont want to start off your night by drinking already? Drink light and avoid beer unless that is your favor of the night.
7)Tip your bartender/barmaids regardless of what you buy. Remember the tip is for the service rendered. You will be appreciated for being the person who tip at an open bar when your not obligated to pay for your drink. Respect those who are rendering the service and you will get serviced. Next time you wonder why a bartender is ignoring you...try to remember if you've been an a$$.
8)Dress well. I dont care if that hoochie managed to bypass the blind bouncer. Its not a highschool dance-off. Dress clean, dress well, regardless of the club.
9)Shades are not ok. ITS FREAKING DARK ALREADY, you want to add? You want to say "hey if i was Stevie Wonders, how this would be...oohhhhhhhh". Kanye West Glasses are not fly either, its the same result. Just because it may look interesting, doesnt mean you got to do it!
10)Some clubs do get crowded, however it doesnt mean that you have to start to be pushy and make your own space. What is the deal with "making your own space"? Do you own the place? Are you that wide that you need the entire area so that 3 people can be next to you. Maybe you are really into "Move B*tch get outta way" and think its fun to push total strangers because you are grooving to the vibe. No, watch who you be pushing.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Buying Drinks at a restaurant.
If you are really thirsty here are the following guidelines to buy drinks at a restaurant without getting jipped.
1) If its a simple drink with 1 part liquor and 1 part juice/pop ask for it to be on the side. You want to make sure that 7.99 is really 1oz of booze and not some cheap parlor trick to pass off as booze.
2) Ask if they have a special double shot. Sometimes if your drink stuff on the rocks, the second shot if half price. Instead of asking two glass and paying more, just ask for a double to have a stronger buzz fast.
3)You can never go wrong with Beer if you just want a quick fix, however tell them to give you the bottle and a glass on the side. You can never be too careful about these things: You might just paid 5$ for foam.
4)It is better to drink wine with people so that the bottle per serving is cheaper. If you have a craving for it try not to pay attention to it much or else you'll break your wallet.
5) More than likely if you go to a restaurant they are more stacked on alcohol than a club. My suggestion is to experiment on those exotic drinks they have stacked up and enjoy. Why drink something that you can have at the SAQ or a club when its costing you a bit more.
1) If its a simple drink with 1 part liquor and 1 part juice/pop ask for it to be on the side. You want to make sure that 7.99 is really 1oz of booze and not some cheap parlor trick to pass off as booze.
2) Ask if they have a special double shot. Sometimes if your drink stuff on the rocks, the second shot if half price. Instead of asking two glass and paying more, just ask for a double to have a stronger buzz fast.
3)You can never go wrong with Beer if you just want a quick fix, however tell them to give you the bottle and a glass on the side. You can never be too careful about these things: You might just paid 5$ for foam.
4)It is better to drink wine with people so that the bottle per serving is cheaper. If you have a craving for it try not to pay attention to it much or else you'll break your wallet.
5) More than likely if you go to a restaurant they are more stacked on alcohol than a club. My suggestion is to experiment on those exotic drinks they have stacked up and enjoy. Why drink something that you can have at the SAQ or a club when its costing you a bit more.
Bakugan - (its pokemon on steroids)
Remember Pikachu and the Pokemons? Its already been 10+ years and with the new release of the DS game Pokemon Platinum - its still going strong. However the latest entry of "collect and play" is Bakugan.
Now - the only reason why i am writing about this is that i find it retarded. This product has no words more equivalent than retarded!
Let me explain in fewest lines possible: Bakugan is a show that gets aired about a group of people who try to save the world with Bakugan. Bakugan are categorized by different colors (ie worlds) and each type of have different powers. You play and you challenge. The better your cards/Bakugan the faster the win or the counter attack.
Sounds like a fun game right? Not if you have a kid that is willing to kill you in your sleep if you dont buy him a Pyrus(red) Delta Dragonoid II with Chrome Belt for 39.95USD!
"Wait...did you say 39.95USD for that piece of marble?" Yes, indeed i did say 39.95USD for a piece of marble. Which btw if you dont know it actually retails for 6-10$ at a local store IF they have it!
So yes this is where the retardness comes in. Back at the beginning of 2008(Jan) Bakugan phenomenon started. Kids love the show, the concept and wants some. Poor Walmart, TRU, and Zellers have to tell their clients "sorry the company only sent us a few and its all sold out". Thats when the kids starts planning on how to kill your ass with a blunt fork all in the name of a Ventus(Green) Skyress marble thing.
Kids like different colors: Fine. Kids like different Bakugan because it is afterall a game of strategy: fine. Kids are freaking crazy to think that their parents would spend over 100$ for a bunch of marbles that they dont understand: fine. Whats not fine is: the parents eventually cave and buy (by any means) the correct bakugan and at what ever price it is at! (bunch of saps!)
This was during 2008 Xmas. Right now in March: New season got announce, a whole new season2 line up of bakugan at the stores...wait ...they are still at the stores! Yeah..its because recession kicked in and the parents grew 2 new braincells call logic.
Now - the only reason why i am writing about this is that i find it retarded. This product has no words more equivalent than retarded!
Let me explain in fewest lines possible: Bakugan is a show that gets aired about a group of people who try to save the world with Bakugan. Bakugan are categorized by different colors (ie worlds) and each type of have different powers. You play and you challenge. The better your cards/Bakugan the faster the win or the counter attack.
Sounds like a fun game right? Not if you have a kid that is willing to kill you in your sleep if you dont buy him a Pyrus(red) Delta Dragonoid II with Chrome Belt for 39.95USD!
"Wait...did you say 39.95USD for that piece of marble?" Yes, indeed i did say 39.95USD for a piece of marble. Which btw if you dont know it actually retails for 6-10$ at a local store IF they have it!
So yes this is where the retardness comes in. Back at the beginning of 2008(Jan) Bakugan phenomenon started. Kids love the show, the concept and wants some. Poor Walmart, TRU, and Zellers have to tell their clients "sorry the company only sent us a few and its all sold out". Thats when the kids starts planning on how to kill your ass with a blunt fork all in the name of a Ventus(Green) Skyress marble thing.
Kids like different colors: Fine. Kids like different Bakugan because it is afterall a game of strategy: fine. Kids are freaking crazy to think that their parents would spend over 100$ for a bunch of marbles that they dont understand: fine. Whats not fine is: the parents eventually cave and buy (by any means) the correct bakugan and at what ever price it is at! (bunch of saps!)
This was during 2008 Xmas. Right now in March: New season got announce, a whole new season2 line up of bakugan at the stores...wait ...they are still at the stores! Yeah..its because recession kicked in and the parents grew 2 new braincells call logic.
Shave that stuff b*tch
Okay, let me get something very clear out of the way. As RUSSELL PETERS would say: "We dont have a problem with the color of your mustache, we have a problem with the fact that you have one."
Thats right ladies: SHAVE YOUR SH*T PEOPLE.
ZERO Facial hair except your hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes. The rest must go!!!
Do try and hide it by coloring. You already spend 1hr to get ready in the freaking bathroom...take an extra 5mins..take the blade and soap..and slice it off already.
Arms and Leges. If you fail to have time fine...at least wear pants and long sleaves...if we spot you got some hair over there...do not shout at us for making remarks on it ITS YOUR FAULT!!! Its our civic duty to remind you that its NOT OK for ladies to show body hair that makes you unlikeable!
Wax it, shave it, pluck it...dont care! You have to take care of that stuff.
Puberty right? Rule 1) learn about the period, rule 2) LEARN TO FREAKING CONTROL YOUR BODY HAIR. Thats it...those are in order Puberty for girl teens.
Thats right ladies: SHAVE YOUR SH*T PEOPLE.
ZERO Facial hair except your hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes. The rest must go!!!
Do try and hide it by coloring. You already spend 1hr to get ready in the freaking bathroom...take an extra 5mins..take the blade and soap..and slice it off already.
Arms and Leges. If you fail to have time fine...at least wear pants and long sleaves...if we spot you got some hair over there...do not shout at us for making remarks on it ITS YOUR FAULT!!! Its our civic duty to remind you that its NOT OK for ladies to show body hair that makes you unlikeable!
Wax it, shave it, pluck it...dont care! You have to take care of that stuff.
Puberty right? Rule 1) learn about the period, rule 2) LEARN TO FREAKING CONTROL YOUR BODY HAIR. Thats it...those are in order Puberty for girl teens.
The Joy Of Family Guy - Stewie
Family Guy in my books Rank #2...only to be beaten by th pop culture known as The Simpsons (can you believe they went HD and have to redo their intro...wow.)
IGN.COM just posted their top Stewie quotes, ALL INSTANT CLASSIC.
http://stars.ign.com/articles/966/966753p1.html
Here are some excepts:
Line: "Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready! Until then, you shall continue to sanitize my crevasse and be damn grateful for the opportunity! Starting right... [strains, then gives up] Well, not now... but soon!"
Line: "There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just... I want her... not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God! Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?'"
Line: "No, if I was being mean, when you opened the door, I would've said, 'Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home?' You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash."
IGN.COM just posted their top Stewie quotes, ALL INSTANT CLASSIC.
http://stars.ign.com/articles/966/966753p1.html
Here are some excepts:
Line: "Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready! Until then, you shall continue to sanitize my crevasse and be damn grateful for the opportunity! Starting right... [strains, then gives up] Well, not now... but soon!"
Line: "There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just... I want her... not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God! Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?'"
Line: "No, if I was being mean, when you opened the door, I would've said, 'Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home?' You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash."
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Tip?
No I dont mean advice. I mean the money.
When do you actually tip. When you actually dont.
Here is the break down.
You do not need to tip the 10% of your meal value after 50$. OMG thats a rip off right? No its not. You are going to get the same service if you order a chicken finger meal its about the same thing as the ribs.
HOWEVER i do believe in tipping. Its a service rendered. Also if the person does an awesome job, tip. Dont forget that the wagers of those who receive tip is less than those who are working regular job without tip. This is the trade off.
So here are the circumstances that i would tip or not.
Receiving Food/Delivery: Tip. 5$ at most...then i might as well order light.(Basically pizza guy counts...since my meal is made already)
Booze/Bartending: tip well and tip often. Dont be stingy too.
Coatcheck: tip enough because if you really like that jacket...you want it back.
Waitressing: You start off at 10%. Then it goes down a dollar every time you have to correct them. "Can i get a refill, can i get some water, how fast my food gets here...etc etc etc..." If they get 2$...they shouldnt bitch at the fact that i could have done everything for them.
Hotel: Not much...they are paid by the hotel to carry your bag. IF you decide to make it a chore..then fork over some $. Your the idiot who decided to bring the kitchen sink so pay up!
Taxi: Considering that i drive. IF they drive faster and have the faster lane...that is what i am paying for already. But i wouldnt go too far, but rather think not to do it again.
When do you actually tip. When you actually dont.
Here is the break down.
You do not need to tip the 10% of your meal value after 50$. OMG thats a rip off right? No its not. You are going to get the same service if you order a chicken finger meal its about the same thing as the ribs.
HOWEVER i do believe in tipping. Its a service rendered. Also if the person does an awesome job, tip. Dont forget that the wagers of those who receive tip is less than those who are working regular job without tip. This is the trade off.
So here are the circumstances that i would tip or not.
Receiving Food/Delivery: Tip. 5$ at most...then i might as well order light.(Basically pizza guy counts...since my meal is made already)
Booze/Bartending: tip well and tip often. Dont be stingy too.
Coatcheck: tip enough because if you really like that jacket...you want it back.
Waitressing: You start off at 10%. Then it goes down a dollar every time you have to correct them. "Can i get a refill, can i get some water, how fast my food gets here...etc etc etc..." If they get 2$...they shouldnt bitch at the fact that i could have done everything for them.
Hotel: Not much...they are paid by the hotel to carry your bag. IF you decide to make it a chore..then fork over some $. Your the idiot who decided to bring the kitchen sink so pay up!
Taxi: Considering that i drive. IF they drive faster and have the faster lane...that is what i am paying for already. But i wouldnt go too far, but rather think not to do it again.
Alternative Names for Universities.
They say that Universities are a place for "Higher Learning. Higher Level of Education."
What a bunch of Bull Crap. Wrong wrong wrong. Your not learning French Lvl 21. English Lvl 18. Or Math 9.
They should actually rename Universities to: "Where Teacher Dont Care", "Fend for yourself now!".
Accurate though it should be called "Welcome to Reality Now."
You bust balls, you pay a lot of money...and what do you show for? Nada. What do i mean Nada? I mean you dont get money back. You just got stress..despair and then MAYBE if your lucky and dont have to take summer school 4 months of work opportunity or Vacay...a very long 4 month vacay. (i mean i dont know anyone who can take 4 months off! besides professional athelthes.)
Another good name for universities are "Make Alliance Now" Or "Time Management LIVE!"
Make Alliance Now: that is what University is there for. You must know who are the weakest link and who are the strong ones. Make sharp friends with the smarts. Keep the dumb one on the sides. Dont kill them off from your list of potentials because i betcha they are surveying the same venues as you. Trust me...University is all about Networking..even from parties. If you find out that there are people out there who just go out and have fun and manage to wing it and get a B avg....GOLD! Tell them they are your new master and you are willing to learn from the best!
"Time Management LIVE". You snooze, you loose. Trust me. You miss a class..and you basically screwed for a bit...you miss two..your really craped out. But hey...if you dont learn this now, when would you? Thats why this is time management LIVE. Its not Time Management Theory. Its live...time is ticking. You got 3-4 yrs to complete your degree before your fed to the real world...LETS GO!
What a bunch of Bull Crap. Wrong wrong wrong. Your not learning French Lvl 21. English Lvl 18. Or Math 9.
They should actually rename Universities to: "Where Teacher Dont Care", "Fend for yourself now!".
Accurate though it should be called "Welcome to Reality Now."
You bust balls, you pay a lot of money...and what do you show for? Nada. What do i mean Nada? I mean you dont get money back. You just got stress..despair and then MAYBE if your lucky and dont have to take summer school 4 months of work opportunity or Vacay...a very long 4 month vacay. (i mean i dont know anyone who can take 4 months off! besides professional athelthes.)
Another good name for universities are "Make Alliance Now" Or "Time Management LIVE!"
Make Alliance Now: that is what University is there for. You must know who are the weakest link and who are the strong ones. Make sharp friends with the smarts. Keep the dumb one on the sides. Dont kill them off from your list of potentials because i betcha they are surveying the same venues as you. Trust me...University is all about Networking..even from parties. If you find out that there are people out there who just go out and have fun and manage to wing it and get a B avg....GOLD! Tell them they are your new master and you are willing to learn from the best!
"Time Management LIVE". You snooze, you loose. Trust me. You miss a class..and you basically screwed for a bit...you miss two..your really craped out. But hey...if you dont learn this now, when would you? Thats why this is time management LIVE. Its not Time Management Theory. Its live...time is ticking. You got 3-4 yrs to complete your degree before your fed to the real world...LETS GO!
Bad Facial Hair and Hair Combo
Bald Head/Go-Tee: Only Stone Cold Steven Austin can sport this and make effective.
The following valid reasons will tell you why your wrong
1) White: you look like a Hick
2) Black: you look like a thug
3) Asian: I would like to see this first.
4) Latino: accepted but possible some g@y stuff going on.
Spiked Hair/No Facial: Its widely done and some people do it well.
White: as long as your hair is not 3" long its ok...beyond that...you better be sporting a dog collar
Black: if your hair managed to get spiked you got some white issue...stick with dreadlocks
ASian: the word "Kamehameha" sounds about right. You will eventually need to adjust to the nickname "Spike". I know i did!
Latino: same rule as White except if you sport a scarf...i think you'd be packing.
Spiked Hair/Go-tee or mustache: its somewhat wrong but if your go-tee is trimmed or a soul patched i guess its ok
White: same as 1
Black: same as before
Asian: you try to be a triad warlord but only if you have some decent shades.
Latino: something smells like douchy
Dreadlocks: only works well with woman and black people.
White: you better be dating a black girl or else you got some issue
Black: you can sport it if it looks good
Asian: you better be borned in jamaica
Latino: latinas arent that bad....we always figure that the reason they have fine booty is that they are black decendent gone right. Men...sport your dreads at your own risk.
Long hair: eventually the economie is down the shit and you cant get a decent hair cut. Oh well.
White: some do well, some dont.
Black: you better be turning them into dreads soon.
ASian: Emo, rockers...jsut dont go pass the bruce lee look. if you go longer...then tie it nice into a pony.
Latino: no comments for the guys.
The following valid reasons will tell you why your wrong
1) White: you look like a Hick
2) Black: you look like a thug
3) Asian: I would like to see this first.
4) Latino: accepted but possible some g@y stuff going on.
Spiked Hair/No Facial: Its widely done and some people do it well.
White: as long as your hair is not 3" long its ok...beyond that...you better be sporting a dog collar
Black: if your hair managed to get spiked you got some white issue...stick with dreadlocks
ASian: the word "Kamehameha" sounds about right. You will eventually need to adjust to the nickname "Spike". I know i did!
Latino: same rule as White except if you sport a scarf...i think you'd be packing.
Spiked Hair/Go-tee or mustache: its somewhat wrong but if your go-tee is trimmed or a soul patched i guess its ok
White: same as 1
Black: same as before
Asian: you try to be a triad warlord but only if you have some decent shades.
Latino: something smells like douchy
Dreadlocks: only works well with woman and black people.
White: you better be dating a black girl or else you got some issue
Black: you can sport it if it looks good
Asian: you better be borned in jamaica
Latino: latinas arent that bad....we always figure that the reason they have fine booty is that they are black decendent gone right. Men...sport your dreads at your own risk.
Long hair: eventually the economie is down the shit and you cant get a decent hair cut. Oh well.
White: some do well, some dont.
Black: you better be turning them into dreads soon.
ASian: Emo, rockers...jsut dont go pass the bruce lee look. if you go longer...then tie it nice into a pony.
Latino: no comments for the guys.
B.O - the mystery
So my friend Benny made a comment: "control the B.O".
2 things: 1 you live in t.dot. LAND of b.o because of a certain species. You cant complain until you move geographics.
2nd thing is: why do people refuse to acknowledge they have a B.O problem? Splashing some scent onto B.O just makes it worse. We dont have a problem with the smell of your B.O. We have a problem that you have it..and you tried to blend it with something that suppose to smell good. You know what that is called? Cross breeding and we dont like that stuff.
Now for those who responds "They should go take a bath" NOOOOOoooo...A bath is not cool. A shower yes. Not a bath. A Bath...is you polluting the water with your scent. So not only you did not resolve the issue but you just diluting it. What is a bath? Water in a confined area with Soap being optional. Where are you? dipped into your zest-pool. A shower on the other hand....is water..hitting you...cleaning off and into the drain IMMEDIATELY!!!!
So people: Take a shower in the morning/afternoon/night - when you can. and ASAP!
2 things: 1 you live in t.dot. LAND of b.o because of a certain species. You cant complain until you move geographics.
2nd thing is: why do people refuse to acknowledge they have a B.O problem? Splashing some scent onto B.O just makes it worse. We dont have a problem with the smell of your B.O. We have a problem that you have it..and you tried to blend it with something that suppose to smell good. You know what that is called? Cross breeding and we dont like that stuff.
Now for those who responds "They should go take a bath" NOOOOOoooo...A bath is not cool. A shower yes. Not a bath. A Bath...is you polluting the water with your scent. So not only you did not resolve the issue but you just diluting it. What is a bath? Water in a confined area with Soap being optional. Where are you? dipped into your zest-pool. A shower on the other hand....is water..hitting you...cleaning off and into the drain IMMEDIATELY!!!!
So people: Take a shower in the morning/afternoon/night - when you can. and ASAP!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Buying drinks is a must when you are going out.
You heard right....if you dont buy a drink while "out". DONT GO OUT. Its just purely BS if go to a club and you have to count your change for entrace, dont have 2.50$ for coatcheck and all you do is do your tiny two steps on the dance floor and your not krunk. Pure BS. Why you even out then? You afforded that plaid shirt from the salvation army so you must be able to have 10$ for a drink.
Alcoholism - Its a skill
Alcohol is not bad.
Being an alcoholic is the bomb...as long as it stays in and you dont puke. Alcohol comes in so many flavor, you just need to experience it all. (BEER DOES NOT COUNT AS REAL ALCOHOL.)
Being an alcoholic is the bomb...as long as it stays in and you dont puke. Alcohol comes in so many flavor, you just need to experience it all. (BEER DOES NOT COUNT AS REAL ALCOHOL.)
Random Rants - If i rule the world
If I was the ruler of the world...or if my vote ounted 51% of the UN vote...here are my following cree:
1) A President of the USA can be at the seat for X years just like Canada.
2) Any thing Alcohol related should be government funded (houray for lower vodka, whiskey, and cognac branding!)
3) Women should have mandatory body hair check once a week.
4) Computers should have liscense just like how You need one to drive. (Hell...everyone keeps using cars as an analogy...so might as well tell people to go to school for the "ANY KEY")
1) A President of the USA can be at the seat for X years just like Canada.
2) Any thing Alcohol related should be government funded (houray for lower vodka, whiskey, and cognac branding!)
3) Women should have mandatory body hair check once a week.
4) Computers should have liscense just like how You need one to drive. (Hell...everyone keeps using cars as an analogy...so might as well tell people to go to school for the "ANY KEY")
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