OOhhhhh the humanity!!!! Tequila vs Water

Did you know...

That if you eat out at 10$ a plate(incl a drink) that is 50$ a week: 200$ a day. Doing simple grocery: 2$/2l coke + pasta(1.50) + tomato sauce(2.50) + bread(3$) + turkey(6$) =15$ for a 5 day meal... The only way to beat this theory is if you go extra cheap and go to tim horton or mcdee value meal...seems logical but how many people actually does it eh?
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Jennifer's Body

Megan Fox was the stuff in Transfomers BUT with this trailer...holy crap:

Stress management

Best way to relieve stress? Play some video games. Now let me say this: pick a game that you can win or good at. Don't elevate your stress but getting owned. It feels gratifying when you play something, beat the snot rag out of the opposing play and go "take that you mofo!" Ahhhhh. I do find though if you play GTA, u black and you have this big grin after shooting a lot of white people that's just scary.
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Blackberry Tour - Houray for Telus and Bell

Houray for bell and telus people...you guys can now have something that is just as good as the BOLD

Blackberry Tour 9630!!!

check this review out to be amazed and then be welcome into the BB family.

http://crackberry.com/blackberry9630review

Taylor Swift x T-Pain

Leave the kid @ home

If you are waiting for paper works, do not bring your god forsaken annoying kid. It will cry, you will need to entertain it, etc. Imagine the kid cries: big scene, disturbing others.... Get a babysitter for 1hr or drop them off at the folks just don't bring them...think of it as your 1hr of peace...do YOURself a favor!
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At th saaq(dmv)

U sit at the saaq and can't help but wonder: here we have collectively a bunch of future motorist that can't drive. I can judge that 60% of them can't. I'm pretty confident about those number. First all parents with small kids will drive slow and get honked. Then we got the huge immigrant family collectively rooting for their star driver to pass their test: we know tje consequent there...and finally anyone who is about 5ft or under cannot drive because they will be adjusting their booster seat :)
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High speed car chase

That's right. If I see you on the road and your driving my way, I will chase you down to say hi. :)
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Cheap dt dinning

What to do when you require grub and you need a sastisfied meal without loosing ur wallet? Cheap pizza. All hail the 0.99$ pizza slice (of course though it has change to 2.50).
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